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 People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway

looks fun

makin’ my way dOWNTO—-

ASDFK

MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN

not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean

step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows 

step 2. somehow get upwind

step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free

step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows 

step 5. ?????????

step 6. profit 

the members of an orchestra

  • violins I:

    we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us

  • violins II:

    why do we always get the boring parts

  • flutes:

    we're so lonely

  • piccolo:

    lol fk your ears

  • french horns:

    and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE

  • oboes:

    IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar

  • violas:

    evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US

  • trumpets:

    wats 'p'

  • trombones:

    wats quiet

  • cellos:

    im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between

  • bassoons:

    im so posh but i really just honk like a truck

  • clarinet:

    *squeaks*

  • timpani:

    EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM

  • bass clarinet:

    lol where am i

  • tuba:

    *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*

  • harp:

    im just a more sophisticated piano

  • piano:

    FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG

  • english horn:

    im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here

  • basses:

    semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves

  • cornets:

    trumpet wannabe

  • cymbals:

    BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS

  • xylophones:

    am i meant to be here?

  • triangles:

  • bass drum:

    MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL

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