Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
I heard that your brain is like a box of cats
#50 Scald Eagle faces off against #1701 Shaolin Spocker at Rose City Rollers Championships June 2014
do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.
WHAT THE FUCK
SOMEONE CAME UP FOR THE IDEA OF THIS.
SOMEONE WROTE A SCRIPT FOR THIS.
SOMEONE UTTERED THESE WORDS INTO A MICROPHONE.
SOMEONE ANIMATED THIS.
SOMEONE GREENLIGHTED THIS.
SOMEONE DIRECTED THIS.
SOMEONE PRODUCED THIS.
DID NOT ONE PERSON EVER STOP TO THINK THAT MAYBE THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA?
He’s her bumblebae
Grown folk y’all
If this gets a sequel and Megamind doesn’t I will shit on everything DreamWorks loves
Comic-Con’s first ever geek couture fashion show was UNREAL. Our favorite? This LOKI dress.
Holy shit y’all, check out justbetsycostumes' fabulous Loki dress. The feathers are genius!
that is so clever!